shorter

in the tradition of the "shorter" meme (popularized by blogs like sadly, no and busy busy busy):

shorter rishawn biddle: the city of indianapolis sucks much harder than it used to before i moved here.

shorter advance indiana: while i can't prove that julia carson is an evil mastermind who controls everything in the city, circumstantial evidence shows it to be true.

shorter dennis ryerson: we at the star hope to increase readership by eliminating the middleman: we'll just have our readers write the paper, too.¶