i graduated high school 10 years ago, so i'd been wondering when i would hear about a 10-year reunion. after all, these things usually happen in summer, summer is upon us, & i had heard nothing (i even logged on to classmates but found nothing).
so today i got the invitation. my 10-year reunion will be on july 10. it will cost $40. but i'll say it again: holy shit. check out this actual paragraph from the invitation:
Featuring Tone Loc, provided.
wait, did i read that right?
fucking Tone Loc?
if tone loc is playing at my fucking high school reunion, i am fucking going, & that's that.