shorter paul k ogden: i don't understand why reporters and liberal bloggers keep mocking my event, just because it lacked focus and a lot of the people there were fringe types and crackpots. they should thanks me—nay, exalt and praise me!
shorter melyssa donaghy: they laugh at us because they're scared!
bonus shorter indiana barrister comments:
shorter gary welsh: i don't care if abdul mocks me, because his radio show sucks.
shorter abdul hakim shabazz: oh yeah? well gary has bad taste in clothes.
shorter paul k ogden: i admit there were a lot of crazies in attendance, but surely everyone can agree that gary welsh is awesome.
shorter gary welsh: actually, my taste in clothes is impeccable. also, abdul is fat.¶