in which god do you trust?

if you're in the market for a new indiana license plate, why not try to get one of the following vanity plates? they might try to turn you down, citing their new policy regarding references to deities, but i've included excuses you can use to try to convince them otherwise.

excuse: "deity? no, i just love the planet mars!"
note: you can also try the greek name, ares, but they might assume you're talking about your zodiac sign.


excuse: "i'm a really laid-back, low-key kind of person."
note: a particularly ironic god to place your trust in.


excuse: "i work for le creuset. we make pots and pans."


excuse: "he's the hero of my favorite comic book."


excuse: "it's a computer program and/or software company."


excuse: "she's the cylon hybrid baby in battlestar galactica!"
note: for the ladies.


excuse: "i'm, like, super into the environment."


excuse: honestly, you won't need one, because people will just assume it's a reference to athletic shoes.


excuse: this is a tough one. if your bmv rep doesn't know their old testament, you might be able to tell them it's an acronym or something.


excuse: you're on your own with this one. good luck getting this accepted.¶