Tuesday, May 05, 2009

how i met my wife

now that the truth is out, i figured i might as well post this before someone else unearths it and posts it elsewhere. this is the online personal ad i placed a couple years back when i was looking for a wife:

obligatory cellphone bathroom mirror self portraitTrolling for a wife
Hirsute SWM seeks F for LTR and possible marriage. Do you love blogging and Barack Obama? Be mine and we'll spend long nights listening to Negativland and ridiculing conservatives on the Internet. Must hate America. Serious responses only.
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5 comments:

  1. M Theory12:52 PM, May 06, 2009

    I bet you had a ton of responses! Great ad! Btw...I, for one, don't think you hate America.

    I think you hate self-reliant conservatives that possess a backbone.

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  2. stAllio!1:29 PM, May 06, 2009

    that's hilarious! why would i hate someone for being self-reliant?

    thanks for the lulz.

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  3. Steph Mineart5:38 PM, May 08, 2009

    For the clueless among us (which is apparently an awful lot of people, led by the baffled Gary Welsh), stAllio! and his wife have been a couple for some time.

    Which said clueless people would know, if they paid any sort of attention while reading this blog.

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  4. Vox Populi2:05 PM, May 09, 2009

    Steph, nobody reads this blog. Remember that...

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  5. Unknown7:13 PM, May 10, 2009

    You know I thought I could no longer be amazed at the silliness, self importance of some people anymore (after a few short months working for the Federal government) but brother dear I was wrong...Gary has less class than my ex if that is even possible...

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